My Therapist is a Berniecrat

This is an original song, and it’s true! The best kind of original song. Original true protest song. Original true political protest song. See it on my FB page here, or scroll to the video below the lyrics.

My Therapist is a Berniecrat
by Jacqui Sandor

We sit and chat two times a week
Into my journal she does peek
We know where our economy’s at
My therapist is a Berniecrat

My therapist is a Berniecrat
The left, it needs a reformat
We know where our economy’s at
My therapist is a Berniecrat

He sends referrals carefully
Insurance problems, understandably.
“You’re not alone, be sure of that!”
My doctor is a Berniecrat

My doctor is a Berniecrat
The left, it needs a reformat
“You’re not alone, be sure of that!”
My doctor is a Berniecrat

You came to class, your brain bursting
Now those loans are stifling
Bankruptcy can’t save you – drat!
My teacher is a Berniecrat

My teacher is a Berniecrat
The left, it needs a reformat
Bankruptcy can’t save you – drat!
My teacher is a Berniecrat

We drink our dark espresso roast
And munch on avocado toast
But we are no aristocrats
My bestie is a Berniecrat

My bestie is a Berniecrat
The left, it needs a reformat
But we are no aristocrats
My bestie is a Berniecrat
My teacher is a Berniecrat
My doctor is a Berniecrat
My therapist is a Berniecrat